is that ellen degeneres
i think its a capybara
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Someone get this guy a fucking medal.
They made birth control for men. However it never got past the clinical testing stage because its side effects were things like “moodiness, extreme cramping, hunger, increased sexual drive” and were considered INHUMANE.
what the fuck do they think women go through every goddamn month seriously
Haha Fucker This Title Will Never Fit On Your iPod Screen by Fall Out Boy
You’ll Never Be Able to Remember the Name of Your Own Favorite Song Because It’s So Goddamn Long by Panic! at the Disco
its funny because people think im quiet
but im just listening to everyones conversations
and figuring out your weaknesses
and ill use them against you to get further in life
because i hate everyone
guide to being internet famous: stay up really late and type every thought you have and pray some of them are funny
There’s a hole in my lawn and evidently Welly just discovered it’s perfectly dog shaped
He wants his bed back.
u came to the wrong neighborhood motherfucker
Fandoms after every season finale ever.